nyahaha. wula lang. i got this thingy in friendster. ankyot. if you care, just read on it.
btw, i passed in st. scho. dun na ko mag-aaral.
thoughts here: www.xanga.com/kissesmilai
what she/she says vs. what he/she means
She Says: "Bahala ka na."
She Means: "Pagsisihan mo ito."
She Says: "Sure, go ahead."
She Means: "I don't want you to."
She Says: "Hindi ako galit!."
She Means: "Galit ako."
She Says: "I just want a stable future."
She Means: "I want to be rich."
She Says: "Hindi ka marunong makinig."
She Means: "Sumunod ka sa gusto ko."
She Says: "Mahal mo ba ako?"
She Means: "May ipapabili ako."
She Says: "Gaano mo ako kamahal?"
She Means: "May kasalanan ako sa iyo."
She Says: "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."
She Means: "I'll be ready in 1 hour."
She Says: "Nakikinig ka ba?"
She Means: "Sumunod ka na kasi sa gusto ko."
She Says: "Masarap ba ang luto ko."
She Means: "Instant yan."
She Says: "Lets watch a movie."
She Means: "Magsha-shopping ako.
"IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION:"MAY GINAWA BA AKO?" FROM THE BOYFRIEND.
She Says: "Wala."
She Means: "Marami."
She Says: "Ayokong pag-usapan."
She Means: "Bumubuwelo pa ako."
She Says: "Wala talaga."
She Means: "Hayup ka!"
She Says: "Wala. Talagang-talaga."
She Means: "Gusto ko nang mag-break."
WHAT HE SAYS VS. WHAT HE MEANS
He Says: "Gutom ako."
He Means: "Gutom ako."
He Says: "Inaantok ako."
He Means: "Inaantok ako."
He Says: "Pagod ako."
He Means: "Pagod ako."
He Says: "Gusto mo bang kumain?"
He Means: "Gusto kong kumain."
He Says: "Talagang gusto mo ang sineng ito?"
He Means: "Ang corny."
He Says: "What's wrong?"
He Means: "Hay naku, heto na naman tayo."
He Says: "OK naman ang haircut mo."
He Means: "Ngiiii!!"
He Says: "May nasabi ba ako?"
He Means: "Tama na nga iyan."
He Says: "Mag-usap tayo."
He Means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako."
WHILE SHOPPING
He Says: "Hindi bagay sa iyo."
He Means: "Masyadong mahal."
He Says: "Maganda iyan."
He Means: "Mura."
He Says: "Bagay na bagay sa iyo. Bilhin mo."
He Means: "Gusto ko nang umuwi."
ON RELATIONSHIPS
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till hertear ducts dry, yaks on and on to her gfs, writesa poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops atGlorietta and Greenbelt and goes on a full beautymake-over-all these in a month or less. Then shegoes on with her life. A man only reacts from 6months to a year after break-up. This is the 3a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex "I hate you,you ruined my life...Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A16-year-old female can effectively care for aninfant. A 16-year-old male can make the family dogdrink Tanduay. That's why high school romancesrarely work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE
A man uses the phone only if he has somethingspecific to say "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym. 8sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphicmessage and hangs up after 6 minutes. A womandoesn't need a particular reason to call a friend.She can visit her gal pal for a week and uponreturning home, call the same friend and chat forthree hours!
ON HANDWRITING
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us aheadache. Women's letters give men migraine sheuses scented and colored stationeries and dot heri's with circles and hearts. She writes to dumphim and puts a smiley face or a sunflower at the end of the letter.
ON DIRECTIONS
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gasstation and asks for directions. A male driversimply won't even, if a little voice inside hishead is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin nabuhay?" He'll drive around for two hours trying tofigure a way out.
ON PHOTOGRAPHY
Men take photography very seriously. They shellout thousands of pesos for state-of-the-artcameras and other equipment, build dark rooms andtake photography classes. Women buy Kodakinstamatics...and end up taking better pix. ----KOREK!
ON VANITY
Men are vain. They check their reflection onmirrors every chance they get. Women will checkthemselves out on shiny surface mirrors, spoons,silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald head.
She Means: "Pagsisihan mo ito."
She Says: "Sure, go ahead."
She Means: "I don't want you to."
She Says: "Hindi ako galit!."
She Means: "Galit ako."
She Says: "I just want a stable future."
She Means: "I want to be rich."
She Says: "Hindi ka marunong makinig."
She Means: "Sumunod ka sa gusto ko."
She Says: "Mahal mo ba ako?"
She Means: "May ipapabili ako."
She Says: "Gaano mo ako kamahal?"
She Means: "May kasalanan ako sa iyo."
She Says: "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."
She Means: "I'll be ready in 1 hour."
She Says: "Nakikinig ka ba?"
She Means: "Sumunod ka na kasi sa gusto ko."
She Says: "Masarap ba ang luto ko."
She Means: "Instant yan."
She Says: "Lets watch a movie."
She Means: "Magsha-shopping ako.
"IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION:"MAY GINAWA BA AKO?" FROM THE BOYFRIEND.
She Says: "Wala."
She Means: "Marami."
She Says: "Ayokong pag-usapan."
She Means: "Bumubuwelo pa ako."
She Says: "Wala talaga."
She Means: "Hayup ka!"
She Says: "Wala. Talagang-talaga."
She Means: "Gusto ko nang mag-break."
WHAT HE SAYS VS. WHAT HE MEANS
He Says: "Gutom ako."
He Means: "Gutom ako."
He Says: "Inaantok ako."
He Means: "Inaantok ako."
He Says: "Pagod ako."
He Means: "Pagod ako."
He Says: "Gusto mo bang kumain?"
He Means: "Gusto kong kumain."
He Says: "Talagang gusto mo ang sineng ito?"
He Means: "Ang corny."
He Says: "What's wrong?"
He Means: "Hay naku, heto na naman tayo."
He Says: "OK naman ang haircut mo."
He Means: "Ngiiii!!"
He Says: "May nasabi ba ako?"
He Means: "Tama na nga iyan."
He Says: "Mag-usap tayo."
He Means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako."
WHILE SHOPPING
He Says: "Hindi bagay sa iyo."
He Means: "Masyadong mahal."
He Says: "Maganda iyan."
He Means: "Mura."
He Says: "Bagay na bagay sa iyo. Bilhin mo."
He Means: "Gusto ko nang umuwi."
ON RELATIONSHIPS
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till hertear ducts dry, yaks on and on to her gfs, writesa poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops atGlorietta and Greenbelt and goes on a full beautymake-over-all these in a month or less. Then shegoes on with her life. A man only reacts from 6months to a year after break-up. This is the 3a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex "I hate you,you ruined my life...Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A16-year-old female can effectively care for aninfant. A 16-year-old male can make the family dogdrink Tanduay. That's why high school romancesrarely work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE
A man uses the phone only if he has somethingspecific to say "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym. 8sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphicmessage and hangs up after 6 minutes. A womandoesn't need a particular reason to call a friend.She can visit her gal pal for a week and uponreturning home, call the same friend and chat forthree hours!
ON HANDWRITING
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us aheadache. Women's letters give men migraine sheuses scented and colored stationeries and dot heri's with circles and hearts. She writes to dumphim and puts a smiley face or a sunflower at the end of the letter.
ON DIRECTIONS
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gasstation and asks for directions. A male driversimply won't even, if a little voice inside hishead is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin nabuhay?" He'll drive around for two hours trying tofigure a way out.
ON PHOTOGRAPHY
Men take photography very seriously. They shellout thousands of pesos for state-of-the-artcameras and other equipment, build dark rooms andtake photography classes. Women buy Kodakinstamatics...and end up taking better pix. ----KOREK!
ON VANITY
Men are vain. They check their reflection onmirrors every chance they get. Women will checkthemselves out on shiny surface mirrors, spoons,silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald head.
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